Me:</b> *sits on the park bench next to Drake* Sup papi<p><b>Drake:</b> Nothin much<p><b>Me:</b> I can see that.<p><b>Drake:</b> whats that supposed to mean?<p><b>Me:</b> oh im just sayin thats its a lot of nothin with u lately<p><b>Drake:</b> like?<p><b>Me:</b> wheres views from the 6?<p><b>Drake:</b> *starts sweatin* what?<p><b>Me:</b> Your album papi. Where is it?<p><b>Drake:</b> its uh..its in the works..<p><b>Me:</b> I see. So.. you gotta release date or something gimme a little timeline?<p><b>Drake:</b> You heard 0-100 right?<p><b>Me:</b> Oh yeah I heard but I thought u just needed a rhyme or something because if u think im waiting till spring 2015 u got another thing comin playboy<p><b>Drake:</b> u know what? I got somewhere to be *tries to stand up*<p><b>Me:</b> *yanks him back down by the hem of his luxurious cashmere sweater*<p><b>Me:</b> Understand?<p><b>Drake:</b> *nods*<p><b>Me:</b> *lets go of his sweater* aight u can go.<p><b>Drake:</b> *stands up*<p><b>Me:</b> I like them timbs by the way<p><b>Drake:</b> Huh?<p><b>Me:</b> Collateral.<p><b>Drake:</b> *sighs and kicks off his boots*<p><b></b> Me*picks them up* I'll be seein you champagne.<p><b>Drake:</b> *under his breath* I cant stand this bitch<p><b>Me:</b> What?<p><b>Drake:</b> Nothin<p><b>Me:</b> *trying on my new timbs* keep playin and imma come for that chain<p>

~   Elzhi (via vrawdopest)

(Source: firstlinerhyme)




I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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~   Immanuel Kant (via antonsokolov)

(Source: unusuallyintoxicated)



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